Leaked Yeezy product line from the Gap/Kanye West collaboration

With Scott Bolohan.

Rap Khakis.

Jesus Walking Shoes.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fanny Pack.

Blue Jeans (available in Taupe or Taupe.)

‘No one man should have all those pockets’ Cargo Pants.

Formal Hoodie (for presidential engagements.)

‘That one song your mom likes’ Sleeveless Top. You know. That one. With the foul language. It was on in the car when we dropped your aunt Lesley at her pottery group?

Ima Fix Wool Sweaters.

Slogan Baby Tees — ‘Future Messiah.’ ‘Lil’ Picasso.’ ‘God’s Vessel.’ ‘Sexiest Baby Ever.’ ‘The Steve Jobs of Babies.’

Harder Better Faster Stronger Maternity Jean.

West X Zuckerberg Collaboration Navy Basics Hoodie.

Kids See Ghosts of your former self now you have a family and shop at the Gap.

Three-Pack Underwear (see-through.) Offered in XS through Kardashian.

Grandpas Problematic Sweater.

All Of The Tights.

Make America Gore-Tex Again Hat.

Scott Bolohan is the literary editor at Critical Read. He recently completed his debut novel, Detroit Tourism Bureau, about the rise and fall of a Detroit family told through the demolition of historic Tiger Stadium. He has a master’s degree in creative writing from the University of Oxford and a succulent named Robert Plant.